I Can Practically Hear My Left Ventricle Slamming Shut

Seen on Twitter & Facebook, courtesy of Allison Driscoll, a recipe for a woven bacon-cheese roll. This is definitely not kosher, and it may not even be legal in all 50 states.


P.S. The subject of this post is blatantly and unabashedly ripped off from a funny Frasier quote, regarding “eggs in a nest”: “Ah, yes, the Crane family specialty. Fried eggs, swimming in fat, served in a delightfully hollowed out piece of white bread. I can almost hear my left ventricle slamming shut as I speak.”