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By J. Timothy King on January 25, 2013

Photo © 2009 Karina Douglas CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

Photo © 2009 Karina Douglas CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

After posting a “Bits & Pieces” post yesterday of over 1200 words, I suddenly realized that I had enough good material in there for a whole week of actual blog posts… if I made them a little shorter. And I’m thinking that would probably be a better approach. Starting today.

According to Weather.com, last night began a “wind chill advisory”:

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TAUNTON HAS ISSUED A WIND CHILL ADVISORY… WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 7 PM [Thursday] EVENING TO 10 AM EST FRIDAY…

* HAZARD TYPES… DANGEROUSLY COLD WIND CHILLS.

* WIND CHILL READINGS… AS LOW AS 18 BELOW.

* TIMING… TONIGHT [Thursday] INTO FRIDAY MORNING. [Didn’t we already do this part?]

* IMPACTS… HEIGHTENED THREAT OF FROSTBITE OR HYPOTHERMIA FOR THOSE VENTURING OUTSIDE. [I’ll bet!]

[ . . . ]

LIMIT YOUR TIME OUTDOORS. REMEMBER TO DRESS IN LAYERS AND WEAR A HAT AND GLOVES TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE COLD.

Yesterday [Thursday], it was so cold, I actually parked closer to the mall so I wouldn’t have to walk so far to get to Starbucks!

This morning, I didn’t even dare leave the car.

No, I’m not cold. My fingers are just falling off.

Stay frosty!

-TimK

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