Bacon-wrapped, chicken-stuffed-duck–stuffed turkey

I think I’m going to be sick. I thought of filing this under “Health – Weight Loss,” as a joke, but even I’m not that cruel. Another recipe just too disgusting not to take a look at. Like a fatal accident on the highway, everyone just has to slow down and take a peek.

From Bacon Today–and I swear I’m not making it up–via Radley Balko:

chicken stuffed in duck, stuffed in a turkey, all wrapped in bacon

Urrmmmmph. Please excuse me while I go dig up an antacid.