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By J. Timothy King on April 7, 2014

The Talmud tells this story (in Berachot 60b):
Rabbi Akiva was once going along the road and he came to a certain town and looked for lodgings. But everywhere he went, he was refused.
He sighed and said, “Whatever the All-Merciful does is for good.”
So because he couldn’t find a place to stay in the town, he traveled out of town, into an open field, and camped out there. Continue reading “Whatever the All-Merciful Does Is for Good”
Posted in Judaism, Religion | Tagged Akiva ben Joseph, hope, Talmud
By J. Timothy King on April 4, 2014
…make sure you have a wingsuit!
Happy weekend!
-TimK
Posted in Fun | Tagged Jeb Corliss, video
By J. Timothy King on April 2, 2014

(This is part 2 in my series on 1 Corinthians 5. Click here to read from the beginning.)
One marvels at the repetition of intentionally tragic stories, like Evergreene’s: After her Christian marriage ended in divorce, and after she slogged through the concomitant depression, she decided she’d be happier living a bisexual, polyamorous lifestyle. She hid her new lifestyle from her Southern Baptist friends and family, but not well enough. Continue reading “A Little Truth Would Go a Long Way”
Posted in Christianity, Religion | Tagged ethics, morality, sex
By J. Timothy King on March 31, 2014

Last week, I drove my daughter’s iPad down to her at to school.
One of the Blue Shirts there in the parking lot approached me and asked what I was doing, and told me, “we get a little concerned,” because I was waiting there for her. I figured, as soon as he realized I was a parent who had a legitimate reason to be at the school, that would be the end of the conflict. But during our short conversation, he repeated this line several times, “we get a little concerned.”
I said, “Sorry about that.” But what I was thinking was, “‘Concern’ on your part does not translate to a demand on mine.”
And maybe if I were a bigger asshole, I would have said, “Well, I’m sorry you feel concerned. Maybe if I bring you some milk and cookies next time, you’ll feel better. Would you like that?” Continue reading “Replacing Passive-Aggressiveness with Grace and Beauty”
Posted in Love and Relationships | Tagged owning your own shit, peace, relationships |
By J. Timothy King on March 26, 2014

The Passover stuff is already out at the grocery store. At the other end of the store, an even greater selection of pastel-colored candy and related items.
But Pesach is still several weeks away, and first I have another bat mitzvah to think of. My Beloved will finally herself be called to the Torah in an adult bat mitzvah. Better late than never, as they say.
We’re all helping out. Our younger daughter is laining the day’s maftir portion. Our elder daughter is canting as chazzanit. And I am laining the New Testament reading for the day, which is from First Corinthians chapter 5: Continue reading “Removing the Leaven from Passover”
Posted in Christianity, Religion | Tagged ethics, morality, Passover, sex
By J. Timothy King on March 12, 2014
Oh, once there was a wicked, wicked man
And Haman was his name sir,
He would have murdered all the Jews,
Though they were not to blame sir
Oh today, we’ll merry, merry be
Oh today, we’ll merry, merry be
Oh today, we’ll merry, merry be
And nosh some hamantashen.
I posted a link to this classic children’s Purim song, earlier this week.
The first challenging thought that forces itself on me: What makes us think that Haman was “wicked”? I’ve written before about Haman’s humanity. There, but the for the grace of God… Continue reading “Should We Merry Merry Be?”
Posted in Judaism, Politics, Religion | Tagged Albert Mason, Beyond Right and Wrong, Esther, ethics, Jesse Walker, Lord Acton, power, Purim, The United States of Paranoia |
By J. Timothy King on March 10, 2014
At our synagogue, we have yet to do a pirate-themed Purim spiel, inspired by Edward Kritzler’s history of Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean. (And that is a true fact.) Continue reading “A Wicked, Wicked Man (video)”
Posted in Judaism, Religion | Tagged Purim, video
By J. Timothy King on March 3, 2014

Therefore, here’s a video of every conference call you’ve ever been in…
(Except for the one with the speakerphone that doesn’t quite work right, and you can’t understand anything anyone is saying.)
Continue reading “The Twenty-first Century Meeting”
Posted in Humor | Tagged conference calls, meetings, video
By J. Timothy King on February 28, 2014
Dear God,
Just a quick note: I think your thermostat is broken. The temperature is supposed to be in the 40’s.
Sincerely,
Tim from New England
Or does God use a weather-control grid?
Posted in Humor | Tagged weather |
By J. Timothy King on February 21, 2014

Yesterday, I discovered that it can be dangerous to shop at Target.
…wearing a red shirt.
I was walking along, minding my own business. I had been re-listening to season 1 of Gregg Taylor’s character Martin Bracknell’s radio play Black Jack Justice (one of my favorite latter-day online radio series). I had paused my smartphone’s podcast player and removed my earbuds, and was poking through my email, when a guy walked up to me.
Continue reading “The Dangers of Shopping at Target”
Posted in Humor | Tagged red shirt, shopping, Star Trek, Target |